Showing posts from April, 2017
Dear Abe,         The first year of the war is over and i'm not happy with the results. The dixie is winning this war!!!! I've done everything I can, I have run drills throughout the night, deployed the troops in different ways, nothing works... with these alliterate troops!!! I are running this army like crap!!! We're never going to win even with a great general like me. Beware because once this is over i'm going to take that white house from you too.
Dear Family,           I just wanted to check up on all of you. I wanted to make sure everyone was okay back home. I was made the general of the Union army and righteously so, the Rebel states have no change, I should be back home soon, we will soon invade their capitol and the war will be over. I will then go down in history. Although I am a genius I am surrounded by uneducated front line bodies that Lincoln put me in charge of, what an ignorant president! When I win this war.  He wants to stop the expansion of slavery, but slavery is 100% conditional and does not need to be removed I am simply am fighting this war to keep the country together, which Abe wasn't able to do.  I just wanted to let you know what was going on with me and make sure everything was going okay with you as well, I will be back soon!